Pilgrim Ipsum

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I think I'm not getting something. We have an unfinished business. I and he. Okay, stop. It sounds retarded. You sound retarded. I'm breaking up with you. 17 years old? Scandal. One of your famous ultimatums? Scott Pilgrim!!! Hey, buddy, welcome to the Chaos Theatre! Somebody get this man a drink. A Coke Zero, right? [The happiest day of his life] Wallace, you go now. Begone. Next time, we don't date the girl with eleven evil ex-boyfriends. Short answer: being vegan just makes you better than most people. Give it a rest, Ramona! This is a League game! What a perfect asshole. That one was Halloween, so I think it gets a free pass. P... pirates are in this year!! Basically, you can't win this fight, so you're gonna have to give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you. Then your ears are retarded. Ooh, can you put on something really morbid and horrible and Japanese? Is the news that we suck, because I really don't think I can take it. So what you're saying is we're dating? No. I want to fight you for me. Well, 'cause... it's Friday now, she has the weekends off, so... Monday. Right? Well, if my cathedral of cutting-edge taste holds no interest for your tragically Canadian sensibilities, then I shall be forced to grant you a swift exit from the premises... and a fast entrance into hell! Never *censored* mind how I'm doing it! Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott. I think I'll bid you adieu. No vegan diet, no vegan powers!

THAT'S IT! YOU COCKY COCK! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity! Are there... Romans there? No, I don't know the cheat code for Sonic 3. I'm very busy here, Scott. Will you please stop calling me? Other Excuse me, can we skip the dreamtime? Colour me not interested. I skimmed it. But are you a pretty good skater? I can not... have... tea. Hey! Hey. Mind if I tag along? They... they haven't started playing yet. That's what they'll be saying about you on Sunday. We're still getting paid, right? Well, Pac-man was originally called Puck-man. They changed it because... Not because Pac-man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku Paku" means "flap your mouth", and they were worried that people would change, scratch out the P turn it into an F, like... If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word. I couldn't stop thinking about my stupid ex-girlfriend. Hate you. Even I would think twice about dating a 17-year-old. This guy is such toast. Doesn't he know Scott's the best fighter in the province? That's not the actual title of the song. Dude, the computer claims I have mail! Girl... Oh, he'll be done. Real soon. I used to know a guy who could do that. He said it wasn't that great. This band sucks. Scott! Get out of bed! I had this totally weird dream... We have an unfinished business. I and he.

I'm more than pretty good, Esé. I have my own skate company. One of your famous ultimatums? Not to her face. Ramona, I like your outfit. Affordable? We have unfinished business, I and he. There's only enough for me and Rammy. Cool, I'll make a note of that. Boy, does she know me. I hope so amigo. I don't want any more bad blood between exes. What do you say? [Lives here] Mm-hmm... Listen, as you know, I'm opening a new Chaos Theatre in Toronto, and the Sex Bobs are playing our grand opening tonight, and it would feel really weird for all of us if you weren't there. They just did a soundtrack, and the acoustics here are *amazing*! I forget, do sheep have curly tails or is that pigs? Wait, wait, w-w-wait! You wanna fight me... for her? Bread makes you fat?? Amazon.ca, what's the website for that? THAT'S IT! YOU COCKY COCK! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity! That's what they'll be saying about you on Sunday. It's not dorky! And I'm scared! Why are you psychic? Did you make some of those up? It's all blue. No. This is something I have to face. Myself. Oh, you've got a fight, all right. I have to order something really cool. Fun? In Toronto? I mean, I saw it. It's just the comic book is better than the movie. Hello.